The fact that the movie poster is dominated by none other than Zac Efron's head tells me pretty much everything I need to know about this movie. In three eloquent words, I would call it a Fan Girl Flick. This does Not make me one, however. Just a victim of whims, circumstances (and my friends)

Now, those who know me would realize my first reaction to a movie of this...caliber...would be to 

a) laugh incredulously

b) roll my ever-sarcastic eyeballs

c) "scoff"

Or all three at once. I think I scoff pretty well. 

It's not that I dislike Zac Efron that much, or chick flicks, or even the hilarious fact that the title of this movie made me think it was a sequel to Charlie and The Chocolate Factory and I would get to see Johnny Depp in all his purple greatness. 

It's just so.....

.....actually, it's all of the above combined into a skeptical ball of feeling.

Are you feeling this yet?